Sunday, January 17, 2010

The Delicious Conquests Of Johnny Flay

What's up my people?

I know it has been a few months since you've heard from your boy Johnny Flay but I'm now back with a vengeance. In case you wanted to know, I've been traveling the world perfecting the art of cooking up the best swagg. No one does it better, so I advise you all take good notes. On today's menu, I will share with you three of my most latest, hottest, dishes. I will also give you the swagg recipes on how to make these dishes on your own. Will your dishes rival those of the great Johnny Flay? I say no...

The following ingredients are required for the first dish:

1. The Gourmet Grey Poupon Dijon Basted Halibut - Before beginning this dish, make yourself a nice hot cup of Earl Grey Tea to give you that warm feeling inside. To begin, start with the hot grey FAZE Quilted Hoodie. Next, throw in a dash of the Gourmet Quattro Leather to get the temperature just right. Continue with a few drops of the G-shock 9200 Riseman Watch in gunmetal. To conclude the dish, sprinkle in the Castellano Sunglasses silver by Mosley Tribes. Now you're cookin' with Johnny Flay!!!

The following ingredients are required for the second dish:

2. The Succulent Seafoam Scampi - To begin this dish, saute the fresh seafoam FAZE Quilted Hoodie. Next, throw in a dash of the Reebok Pump Omni Lite. At this point, the aroma of the dish should be fact, the best thing you've ever smelled. Once the dish begins to simmer, sprinkle in the black Tableturns Rocksmith Edition watch by Flud Watches. Now, chop up the LRG Grass Roots Scout Belt and throw it in the succulent dish. You're almost done now...hang in there because I know the unbelievable aroma has your stomach growling something fierce. Lastly, pour in the black Cops Suck Sunglasses by Sabre and a pair of black denim jeans.

The following ingredients are required for the third dish:

3. The Blueberry Angel Food Cake - There's nothing better than a dessert to satisfy that sweet-tooth. To start this dish, sprinkle in the black and teal FAZE War Angel tee. Next, mix in the DC Fighter S shoe. At this point, you'll notice that the cake will become extremely moist and that's exactly what you want. Now, throw in the Lo Down Watch by Nixon. To finish the dish, powder on the Rapid Beanie by Lira and a pair of black Dickies or light blue jeans.

All of the above ingredients can be found at the following places:

Thanks for attending Johnny Flay's culinary class. I chose to share my swagg recipes with you today, so please use them to your advantage. If you have any swagg recipes of your on, with FAZE as the staple ingredient, please feel free to submit them. I know your recipes won't rival mine but I'm still curious to see what you guys can come up with. Until next time, stay FEARLESS and ZEALOUS my people!!!

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